A New Year means a New Bright Young Thing. Have been making a strenuous effort not to plump for lots of chaps in their mid-twenties, but this one seems too good to miss. 6 ft 4 tall, twenty-six years old, an architect and adorably outdoorsy in his photos. Swiping left, almost immediately we match and he messages:
BYT: Hey
Me: Hey cutie. Love your photos. Where were they taken?
BYT: Lake District, Peak District, Scotland. Your pictures are great too. What brought you to Tinder if I may ask?
Me: Not casual sexuals am afraid – too old for all that! You?
BYT: Ha cool. Fun exploring and see where it goes really. Live in Westminster and work there as well. You?
*Tanya tells BYT where she lives. He’s never heard of it*
Me: You’re not from London are you?
BYT: I have always had houses in London but also had them in the country
*Tanya wonders whether he is in the aristocracy. Exciting!*
Me: Where are your country houses?
BYT: Sussex and Hertfordshire (Manuden near Bishops Stortford). Have you been on many dates? I am guessing you have had lots of offers.
Me: A few
BYT: By the way I must say your profile pictures are very nice. Very hot if I may be so bold.
Me: Thank you
BYT: Can I ask what sort of guys you prefer? Or too bold?
Me: I like posh 6 ft 4 twenty six year olds π
BYT: Ha…
…BYT: Wow you are talented and amazing. Your body is Amazing. And your face is very cute.
Me: You wait till you see my Mind.
BYT: Ha. Interesting. What else are you amazing at?
Me: I like the compliments. Don’t get that with chaps in their late thirties I can tell you
BYT: Oh really? They are missing out. You’re amazingly hot.
BYT: What days are you free? I could drive up
*Tanya thinks: He can drive! At his tender age!*
Me: You may well not find me so devastatingly attractive in the flesh
BYT: You may not like me either. Hope to please in youthful vigour
Anyway: hopefully will meet him soon. Have offered to take him to the park to show him the animals. There’s no better restorative tonic than an enthusiastic Bright Young Thing…
You go for it Tanya! Whats the harm!! :0) x x x
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Thank you π
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Goodness! How exciting. And a masterclass in flirting π
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Heh. Thank you π
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