Rushing to Paradise

Waking up with a start as the alarm bleeps, I realise that it’s five o’clock in the afternoon. Meeting MediaChap at seven for our second date. Not going to have time for a bath: it’s going to be a quick wipe with a baby wipe and then a few sprays of Coco Mademoiselle on top of my existing scent of sleep, gym and deodorant. Is more important to arrive than to be clean.
Must get going: have been eagerly anticipating this rare creature that is a Second Date. Haven’t achieved one of these since the Twitcher back in November. As I write this, I realise that if I wasn’t writing this I would have time for a bath. Can’t be helped. Such is my dedication to my art.

Happy Wednesday everyone!