Rarely have I woken up feeling less like going to the gym. And yet, it’s unusual to wake up feeling and looking this fat. So, here I am, pedalling away on my bike. Pain Inventory: 1. Tummy ache – too much food I would imagine. 2. Pains in arms – from weights, so good. 3. […]
“Do you work here?” I ask the heavily tattooed but otherwise cute young chap fiddling with his smartphone in the gym. He looks up. “Yeah,” he says. That’s quite a tan he’s got: deep caramel. His hair is blond and brown spikes. “Plenty of machines here,” I say. “Which is great. Shame there’s no bikes […]
