“Hello,” I say to the Akita and his owner. We’re at my pub: where I used to bring the chaps on all those dates last year. “Hi,” the owner says. “He’s amazing,” I say. “What’s his name?” “He’s called Onyx,” the owner says. He’s a skinny chap and Onyx himself is a large person. Beautiful […]
“Darling I think we need to stop the car,” I say. Seb is driving us to his Mum’s and there is a Rhodesian Ridgeback just wandering along the road: a gigantic orange hound with that black ridge along his spine. “His owner is probably just behind him,” Seb says. Looking down the road, there’s a […]
Ooooohhhhh the Day of Enormous Excitement has arrived. Have been anticipating this event for actual Years: Fourteen whole Years. Need to be at the Venue of Amazingnosity at 6pm. “Please don’t worry about being early as it doesn’t start till 6.45 and I won’t be there till 6 and I don’t want you hanging around […]
Waking up with a start, I fumble for my watch. 5.15am. Ah, the joy of hot flushes. Sipping from my water bottle, wiping my sweat-drenched face with the towel that now lives on the floor next to my bed, I put on my Body Scan CD. After listening to it twice, I’m still awake. No […]
Scars, Tears and Training Bras 