“Hello lovely. Am out with brother,” Seb’s message comes through at 2.44pm. “Nice markets around so I’ll bring supper. Any requests?” “Thank you,” I reply. My darling Seb. “Olives, bread and cheese please xxx.” Have been filming all day with Mum and am so exhausted that my mind has gone blank. It’s already almost dark […]
Before leaving the house for tonight’s date with MediaChap, need to: 1. Have bath and even wash hair. 2. Clean contact lenses: am one of the last people in the world who still wears gas-permeable lenses. Can’t just open a packet and take out some new lenses: have to mess about with two different solutions […]
Still nothing from HorseBoy. He still hasn’t read my message replying to his question about meeting up. Either: 1. He lost his phone on New Year’s Eve. 2. He doesn’t want to meet again before Tuesday and has changed his mind and that’s why he hasn’t read my message – he can see that I’ve […]
“Is your surname Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker!” the Tinder message flashes up. It’s from a new Bright Young Thing, aged 25. “Thank you. That made me smile, you cutie,” I reply. It does seem to have been busy overnight on my Tinder. There are many new messages this morning. Supposedly Sunday is Tinder […]
