French Women Don’t Get Fat

Date hasn’t been cancelled yet. It’s the half-French sports enthusiast with the very white teeth. He wants to meet at 8.30pm which is a bit late but gives me time to have something to eat first. Don’t want to turn up starving. Am back at clean, warm tidy flat. My darling cousin is here. Can […]

Hallowe’en Party

“I know what you should be for Hallowe’en,” the Tinder message flashes across my screen. It’s from a 35 year old “half-French sports enthusiast. Lover of fun things. Also, I’m taller than you, even if you’re a Tinderella size queen.” He looks pleasant enough: green eyes, light brown hair, very white teeth. “Go on…” I […]