“Hi, I’m Tanya,” I say, arriving at the new Spin studio at the farm. “I booked this morning and…” “Hello,” the instructor says, an Italian inflection in his voice. He’s short, looks in his late forties and has a moustache. Clad in tight cycling gear – he looks the part. “Oooohhhh want!” I say, my […]
“And Steve from accounts – I swear he tried to pinch my bum but he was so drunk I just moved away. It’s a shame – he’s such a nice bloke when he’s sober,” the blonde in the reindeer jumper says as she washes her hands. “I guess you just have to put it down […]
Have a date: not with a boy but with the hospital. Expander insertion operation scheduled for Tuesday next week. Am relieved that something is happening before Christmas anyway – even if this is just a precursor to the implant itself. Messaging continues with the Twitcher but no date has been arranged yet. Hope he hasn’t […]
Scars, Tears and Training Bras 